billycraplan:

me: [on first date] so…….. do u want to watch 49.7 hours of parks and recreation with me

5-29am:

Tonight 6-6-15

psa that i haven’t been on here in forever because i’ve sort-of-permanently? moved over to my other blog beckleaf!! ur welcome to follow me there if you didn’t know/haven’t already 

meet-foreverjester:

hullaballoons:

welcome to applebees would you like apples or bees?

“Bees?”

“HE PICKED THE BEES!!” *chefs angrily shake jars of bees*

lierdumoa:

lierdumoa:

dirtydarwin:

thentheysaidburnher:

All men benefit from women’s reinforced fear of being hurt for saying no.

read it again and again

Understand that this applies even to non-sexual situations. Women are more likely to be asked for favors from coworkers. Regular “can you file this for me” / “can you cover my shift” / “can you finish up this paperwork” workplace favors. Men are less likely to return those favors. Women are more likely to be seen as “difficult to work with” if they refuse to do favors when requested. Being viewed as ungenerous has negative social and professional consequences.

So yes, even gay men benefit. All men benefit from women’s reinforced fear of being hurt, not just physically, but also socially and professionally, for saying no to anything at all.

Re: above; just in case it looks like I’m just pulling facts out of my ass, here are my sources:

http://blogs.wsj.com/atwork/2013/10/29/women-work-and-the-girl-scout-tax/

http://thinkprogress.org/economy/2013/10/30/2858091/women-workers-favors/

http://www.slate.com/blogs/moneybox/2013/01/06/women_do_favors_more_than_men.html

http://www.opposingviews.com/i/society/men-are-less-likely-be-asked-favors-workplace-get-more-appreciation-helping

julesthehuman:

hereisyourfuckingaspirin:

zinge:

thewhitewindywaves:

Hey to my peeps who have a hard times with reality, remember that:

Mirrors dont work while youre dreaming

Phones/TV/computer screens dont work  while youre dreaming

books dont work while youre dreaming (the letters will keep moving)

 If you ever feel like youre dreaming remember this

If you are dreaming you lose your ability to read because your language centers responsible for reading written letters are dormant.

Any time you are reading something, no matter what it says, it means you are awake and that whatever you are going through right now is real.

Thank you

When I realized this, it helped a lot! Reblog to help someone out.

twinpeask:

brotoro:

ayo white folks. tomorrow is the whiteout. 

1. if you’re planning on participating: what the fuck? stop that. stop it. shut up. 
   
2. if you’re not: cool. don’t post any selfies tomorrow tho. the last thing u want is to try and show the world your face and come out lookin like a racist. 
   
3. if you don’t know what the whiteout is, pretend u didn’t see this and just unfollow everyone who posts a selfie with that tag. trust me.

#unfollow me if you are participating tbh

cure4hiccups:

i took photos of myself doing inappropriate things in public part 2

(don’t remove the caption sorry)

faunagrey:

kxsxy:

Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass

Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts

This didn’t go the direction I expected. It was much better.

glintglimmergleam:

i think that performing an aesthetic (any aesthetic) is only healthy and fun as long as you enjoy the process. if your look is breaking your bank account or breaking your spirit, if it’s sucking up time and energy you’d rather spend on other things, then it’s a burden and…